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Subject: Re: Phoebe's songs Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:00 pm
Please give me money, so I can buy a computer!
his_lobster Moderator
Posts : 901 Join date : 2011-08-01 Age : 33
Subject: Re: Phoebe's songs Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:20 am
i think... yes I'm sure of it... that my favorite line from a song is: your love, your love... is like a giant pigeon.. crapping on my heart..
hahahaha
ChanChanMan
Posts : 145 Join date : 2011-08-01 Age : 31 Location : USA
Subject: Re: Phoebe's songs Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:10 am
Here are all of Phoebe's songs.
Your Love Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art But your love, oh your love, Your love is like a giant pigeon Crapping on my heart. La la la la la...
No Power New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy. LA la, la LA la, LA la...
Snowman I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'. How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen? La lalala laaa la lala La lalala la la...
Mother's Ashes My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes, are resting in a little yellow jar. And sometimes, when it's breezy, I feel a little sneezy, and now I...
My Man You don't have to be awake to be my man. As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, there's something I have got to say...
Babies They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, and you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry...
Trapped in the Hospital Closet And they found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next day, la la la, la la la, la la la...
Shower Song I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat and lather, rinse, repeat as needed.
I Play For Me When I play, I play for me I don't need your charity La lalala lalalalalalala lalala lalala lalalalalalala....
Double Jointed Boy ...was the double, double, double-jointed boy.
Stephanie Stephanie... knows all the chords.
Terry's a Jerk! Terry's a jerk! And he won't let me work! And I hate Central Perk! You're all invited to bite me!
Two of Them Kissed Last Night There was a girl, we'll call her Betty And a guy, let's call him Neil Now I can't stress this point too strongly... This story isn't real. Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside? Will Betty be the one who he loves truly? Or will it be the one who we'll call... Loolie? He must decide, he must decide, even though I made him up, he must decide!
Grandma Now, Grandma's a person who everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and some day you will too. Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La Lalala LAlalala LAlalala LAlalala La La La La
Another Thing You Don't Wanna Do There'll be times when you get older When you'll want to sleep with people Just to make them like you But don't. 'Cause that's another thing That you don't wanna do Everybody! That's another thing That you don't wanna do.
The Cow in the Meadow Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Now, chickens!
Sometimes Sometimes men love women Sometimes men love men, And then there are bisexuals Though some just say they're kidding themselves. La lalala lalalalala la La la lalala lala la la
Smelly Cat (long version) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault. They won't take you to the vet. You're obviously not their favorite pet. It may not be a bed of roses. And you're no friend to those with noses.
Crusty Old Man And a crusty old man said, "I'll do what I can," and the rest of the rats played moroccas.
Sticky Shoes My favorite shoes, so good to me, I wear them everyday. Down at the heel, holes in the toes, don't care what people say. My feet's best friends, pals to the end, with them I'm one hot chicky. Though late one night, not much light, I stepped in something icky. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll avoid the pile.
Jingle Bitch Jingle Bitch screwed me over! Go to hell Jingle Whore! Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell-hell-hell.
Crazy Underwear Crazy underwear, creepin' up my butt. Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy underwear....
Colors and fuchsia and mauve. Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom.
Dumb, Drunken Bitch! ...dumb, drunken bitch!
Goats Are Parading Parading, goats are parading; parading down the street. Parading, goats are parading; leaving little treats.
Paper Mache' Man I'm, I'm still waiting for my papier-mache' man.
Tiny Tarzan Little tiny Tarzan, swinging on an nose hair, swinging with the greatest of ease...
Holiday Song (1) Happy Hanukkah, Monica. May your Christmas be snowy, Joey. Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the dreidel, Rachel!
Holiday Song (2) Happy happy Hanukkah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry... [note: at this point Chandler interrupts to say he's not Jewish.]
Holiday Song (3) Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. He said, "all you need is to write them a song." Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. So don't sing along. Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy. And Rachel and Chandler, [mumbles some nonsense that rhymes with "Chandler"].
Fetus Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will... buy you some Adidas.
Ode To a Pubic Hair I found you in my bed! How'd you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, Little black, little black, Little black curly hair!
Heart Attacks It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see. One of them won't do it, but the second one will set you free. Tell all your hate and anger it's time to say good-bye, And that is just what I will do, as soon as those bastards I work for die! La lalala lalalalala la, lalala lalala la la...
Monica Twelve years old and addicted to pork, No one thought Monica would marry. She knew her way around a knife and a fork...
Chandler First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay, But here I am singing on his wedding day.
Whenever I get Married Whenever I get married, guess who won't get to sing? Somebody named Geller and somebody else named Bing!
She Just Stayed and Stayed We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. That's right, I'm here all night, and Chandler will never get laid.
Ceremoney Who will perform the ceremony? Who will perform the ceremony?
Argentina And there's a country called Argentina, It's a place I've never seen. But I'm told for 50 pesos, You can buy a human spleen, Human spleen.
The Woman smelled like Garbage It wasn't just that she was fat, the woman smelled like garbage. Everyone! It wasn't just that she was fat, the woman smelled like garbage.
Emma's Birthday Song Emma, Your name poses a dilemna, 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma. Maybe the actor Richard Crenna (he played the commanding officer in Rambo) Happy Birthday Emma!
Best Day Ever Aahh, aahh, aahh... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes...
Don't Take No Bum bum bum Don't take no for an answer! Bum bum bum Don't let love fly away! Bum bum bum bum bum bum...
Ross's Salmon Shirt
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Subject: Re: Phoebe's songs Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:16 pm
ChanChanMan- you're my hero for getting all these lyrics up. I always wanted to hear how Pervert Parade went though
lexcentralperk
Posts : 766 Join date : 2011-08-31 Age : 36 Location : Brazil
Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:44 pm
sleepy girl.. sleepy girl.. hahaha
