6.08 TOW Ross’ Teeth

SUMMARY:

Rumor has it that Rachel's boss Ralph Lauren made a romantic pass at Phoebe. Ross has a "bright" idea to impress his date and goes too far by over-whitening his teeth. Chandler warns Joey that his feminine side is coming out too much due to the habits of his new roommate, Janine.

Rachel: Just come by at lunch so that my boss doesn't see you, 'cause Kim will just freak out, and she already doesn't like me very much.
Chandler: Oh, that's weird. I don't think my boss likes me either.
Monica: I don't think mine likes me either.
Ross: Maybe it's a universal thing.
Joey: Yeah. Or maybe... it's because you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.

I wish I could hang in a coffee at 11:30 on a Wednesday. =/

Chandler: Yeah, what was wrong with your old... human teeth?
xD