Favorite quotes

What are your favorite quotes? Can you pick ONE?

I can't.

Quote :

My sister's going to have my baby.

Definitely in my top 5.

My all time favorite quote: See, he's her lobster!

Ahh I love it! <3

LONDON BABY!!!!

j-man wrote:

LONDON BABY!!!!

haha Joey's awesome!

another favorite is: say goodbye to sore muscles!... goodbye muscles!

hahahhaha this is my boyfriend and I's quote! hahaha <3

j-man wrote:

LONDON BABY!!!!

LOL I actually laughted reading this

"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Give me your money, punk!"

ROSS MARRIED RACHEL IN VEGAS AND GOT DIVORCED, AGAIN!

Hello. Th-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologize. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo!

j-man wrote:

LONDON BABY!!!!

I say this whenever I go to London :-D

I could never pick a favourite! Everrrrr. But I love:

'Feel the wind in your haaaaarms'

'You feel asLEEP?'

'Were you, or were you not, on a gay cruise?'

^ off the top of my head. I'm sure I have a million others!

MonicaGeller wrote:

I could never pick a favourite! Everrrrr. But I love:

'Feel the wind in your haaaaarms'

'You feel asLEEP?'

'Were you, or were you not, on a gay cruise?'

^ off the top of my head. I'm sure I have a million others!

haha i love these!!

'HURRICANE GLORIA DIDN'T BREAK THE PORCH SWING, MONICA DID!'

'You feel alseeeeeeeep?!'

Both are delivered perfectly xD

But I can't pick a favourite.

Bing-a-Ling wrote:

"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

Some cheese?

"Cheese - It's milk... that you chew"
"Crackers - Because your cheese needs a buddy"
"Grapes - Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?"
"The Phone - Bringing you closer to people who have phones"
"Bagels and Donuts - Round food for every mood"
"Pants - Like shorts, but longer"
"Marriage - It's not for everybody!"

and of course...

"SEVEN!"

No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, you’d
have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School,
he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet.
Y’know it’s hard enough to be fourteen. You’re skinny. You’re wearing
speedoes—That your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the
stands and there’s your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. He was wearing
a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a
healthy snack!

hahaha

That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help! If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!

<3

look at me, I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?! Maybe if I wasn't going... commando!

Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Uh-huh.
You guuuyys.

I'm curvy, and I like it!
<3

(I'm going crazy with the quotes haha)

And yet I never run into Beyonce!

that one just randomly popped into my head.

You know what? I don't need a tie. I mean, it's better open collar. You know.. It's more casual..

*I love his face and tone of voice when he says this! haha

' Ahhhhh Unagi!' as well as 'Ahhhh salmon skin roll!'

'Aw, Phebes.'
'Honey, that's your name.'
'That's short for 'Phoebe?' I thought that's just what we called each other.'

' MY SANDWIIIIICH!!!'

' MAJOR SHAMPOO EXPLOSION!'

You big tree!

'You were my midnight mystery kisser?'

'You were my first kiss with Rachel?!'

'You were my first kiss ever?!'

'...what did I marry into?!'