Favorite quotes

Merakis- wrote:

' MY SANDWIIIIICH!!!'

probably this one is in my top 5

I love this conversation between Jack and Ross in Season 6.

Jack: Look, there's your make-up kit.
Ross: CLOWN KIT, it's a CLOWN KIT.
Jack: The white seems to be untouched.

'PIVOT!'

"Lift!... and slide"

Phoebe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate!

"Joey doesn't share food!" I use it every time that someone try to touch my plate of food

you know which one is THE most memorable quote of friends?

"OH MY GOD...."

his_lobster wrote:

Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Uh-huh.
You guuuyys.

I love that. Oh Pheebs! :D

Now you have the cooking skills of a hot day!

kills me every time hahaha

I just wanted a simple wedding where MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANY TIME HE WANTS!!

hahahaha

MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS.
You know what? You're done. - What? - YOU'RE FIRED! ....... Cheers!

Ross: Hey, I seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college!
Chandler: That was not a security blanket! That was a wall-hanging!
Ross: It didn't spend much time on the wall!!

The way Ross says the last line makes it even funnier :D

Rachel: How is you drinking helping the kids?
Phoebe: Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink.

Genius XD

but it's hurting my Joey's apple!

Hey! She didn’t look 50!
Did she look 16?

Tell Monica I'm sorry. - Go tell her yourself.

Classic Phoebe! :D

"It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!!!"

"I knew it!!"

:)))

MatthewFuckingPerry wrote:

Tell Monica I'm sorry. - Go tell her yourself.

Classic Phoebe! :D

Haha that one is one of my absolute favourites! I always keep rewinding it, it's too funny hahah

"How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?"
I think that MAY be my favourite.

Ah, love. L-O-V-E love.
L is for life, and what is life, without love?
O is for OH WOW.
V is for this VERY SURPRISING turn of events, which I am STILL FINE WITH, by the way.
EEEE is for how EXTREMELY NORMAL I find it that you two are together and that one day you might get married and have children of your own.

crapbag wrote:

Ah, love. L-O-V-E love.
L is for life, and what is life, without love?
O is for OH WOW.
V is for this VERY SURPRISING turn of events, which I am STILL FINE WITH, by the way.
EEEE is for how EXTREMELY NORMAL I find it that you two are together and that one day you might get married and have children of your own.

hahaha i LOVE this part!!!

crapbag wrote:

Ah, love. L-O-V-E love.
L is for life, and what is life, without love?
O is for OH WOW.
V is for this VERY SURPRISING turn of events, which I am STILL FINE WITH, by the way.
EEEE is for how EXTREMELY NORMAL I find it that you two are together and that one day you might get married and have children of your own.

I'm sorry! It must be the pressure of entertaining!

This episode is hilarious lol

You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen!

Buffay, homicide!